heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics


Smooth

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

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reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

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tactical-facepalm:

Where will you be when the catnip hits?http://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/
highenoughtoseethesea:

Duane DeSoto and Oxbow Team, Cabo Verde
ph Tim McKenna

perchu:

catfella:

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

uhm im pretty sure OP was talking about sex lol. what are you 12 or something ?

. what the fuck is sex

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weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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condorn:

2young2care-yolo:

condorn:

how do u mute ur parents

actually doing what they tell you to do

thank u 2young2care-yolo

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